PENIS INDEX

FIVE STOCKS.
ONE MASSIVE PACKAGE.

Trade $PENIS. Fees buy the five. Holders get the load.

Hold 10,000+ $PENIS at the snapshot to get your share of Palantir, Eli Lilly, Netflix, Strategy and SpaceX.

CHECK MY SIZE
THE ONLY INDEX WITH A MINIMUM LENGTH REQUIREMENT.
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PLTRx · LLYx · NFLXx · MSTRx · SPCXx

THE FIVE BEHIND $PENIS

One letter. One stock. You get the whole package.
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HOW $PENIS PAYS

Volume goes in. Stocks come out.
THE PACKAGE LINE
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TRADE $PENIS
Every buy and sell makes fees.
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FEES STACK UP
Creator fees are withdrawn to the treasury.
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WE BUY THE FIVE
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Palantir. Eli Lilly. Netflix. Strategy. SpaceX.
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HOLDERS GET THE PACKAGE
Hold 10,000+ at the snapshot. Claim your pro-rata share.
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MORE VOLUME. MORE FEES. MORE STOCKS.

ARE YOU BIG ENOUGH?

10,000 $PENIS gets you inside.
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YOUR PACKAGE
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PACKAGE CLAIMED.
All five stocks are in your wallet.
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SIMPLE MATH: OWN 1% OF ELIGIBLE $PENIS → GET 1% OF THE DROP.
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THE FINE PRINT

No mystery meat. Here's how the package works.
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PROOF OF SIZE

Every buyback. Every drop. Onchain.
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BAY 01 LOADING
THE FIRST PACKAGE IS LOADING.
Receipts print here.
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GROW YOUR POSITION.

Buy $PENIS. Hold 10,000+ at the snapshot. Claim your share of the five.

TRADE ON STONK.FUN
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GET INSIDE

1 GET A WALLET
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2 FUND IT
Add funds and gas.
3 BUY $PENIS
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4 HOLD 10,000+
Stay above the line at the snapshot.
$PENIS PENIS INDEX
P Palantir · E Eli Lilly · N Netflix · I Strategy · S SpaceX. Creator fees buy the package; eligible holders claim it pro rata.
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THE DEAL

Creator fees from $PENIS trading on stonk.fun are withdrawn to the treasury, which buys the five tokenized stocks. Wallets holding 10,000+ $PENIS at the published snapshot claim them pro rata. stonk.fun is where $PENIS trades and where the fees come from; it does not distribute the stocks.

RISK

$PENIS is a memecoin. Creator-fee revenue depends on trading volume. Stock purchases and distributions are not guaranteed, and eligibility is decided at each published snapshot. These are tokenized stocks issued by Backed Finance, not registered shares: holding one carries no voting rights and no brokerage account, and the issuer retains a permanent delegate and a freeze authority over every one of them. Token prices can fall. Verify the contract and rules before trading. Not investment advice. PENIS Index is not affiliated with Palantir, Eli Lilly, Netflix, Strategy, SpaceX or Backed Finance.

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ELIGIBILITY
NOT LIVE YET · NO CONTRACT EXISTS
Index constitution · sealed

THE PENIS INDEX

$PENIS
The ticker is not the joke.
The ticker is the methodology.
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Somebody had to build it.
The contract address drops on X and nowhere else.
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